Flying can be stressful, especially when you encounter rude passengers. This is the story of how a woman on a plane put her feet on my husband’s seat, and how I dealt with her in the pettiest way possible.
The Uncomfortable Flight Begins
A Smooth Start
Last night, my husband, Alton, and I were on a flight home after spending a week with his parents. Everything seemed like it would be a smooth journey.
Settling In
“Come, I’ll take your bags, Crystal,” Alton said, taking my backpack. Finally, we settled into our seats, ready for a peaceful flight.
The Rude Passenger Appears
Feet on the Seat
Just as I was about to doze off, I noticed the woman behind us had her bare feet up on my husband’s seat. I couldn’t believe my eyes.
First Attempts at Diplomacy
Alton Speaks Up
“Uh, do you think you could put your feet down?” Alton asked politely, turning around to face the woman.
Ignoring the Request
The woman laughed with her friend and ignored Alton’s request. I could see his patience wearing thin.
In-Flight Annoyance Continues
Persistent Kicking
The woman continued to push her feet into Alton’s seat, making him visibly uncomfortable. This was going to be a long flight.
Seeking Help
Calling the Flight Attendant
“Honey, why don’t you find a flight attendant?” I suggested. Moments later, Alton returned with a no-nonsense flight attendant.
Temporary Relief
The flight attendant spoke to the woman, who reluctantly put her feet down. But as soon as the attendant walked away, her feet were back up.
Petty Revenge is Born
The Final Straw
Seeing Alton’s discomfort, I decided it was time for petty Crystal to make an appearance. I was done with this woman’s rudeness.
Executing the Plan
The Beverage Trolley
As the beverage trolley made its way down the aisle, I knew my plan would be easy to execute. I ordered a bottle of water and a gin and tonic for Alton.
The Water Trick
I unscrewed the water bottle cap and poured half of it onto the woman’s bag that was wedged between her seat and Alton’s. The fabric darkened immediately.
Final Touch
The Gin and Tonic
Next, I took Alton’s drink and, with a casual motion, emptied it onto the woman’s feet. “Ew!” she shrieked, jerking her feet back.
Confrontation
Feigning Innocence
“Did you just drop your drink on my feet?” she demanded. “Oh, I’m so sorry. Turbulence, and all that. I had no control,” I replied with my most innocent expression.
Victory
Peace at Last
The woman muttered angrily but kept her feet off the seat for the rest of the flight. Alton and I shared a quiet laugh, enjoying the newfound peace.
Post-Flight Reflections
Descent and Disembarkation
As we began our descent, I noticed the woman’s bag was still wet. Her face turned crimson when she realized. I gave her a tight-lipped smile and looked away.
Returning Home
Showering Off the Tension
“I’m going to shower first,” Alton said. “And then collapse into our bed.” “I’m with you on that,” I agreed.
Lessons Learned
Sometimes Petty is Necessary
As we strolled through the terminal, the tension melted away. “You know, I haven’t seen petty Crystal in a while,” Alton said. “Well, desperate times call for desperate measures,” I replied.
What Would You Have Done?
Sometimes, a little petty revenge is just what you need to make a point. When faced with rudeness, standing up for yourself (even in a small way) can be immensely satisfying. How would you have handled this situation?